Ooops! Let myself right down now haven't I ? This was sent to me by a fellow Open University student. Now, he's never met me, so how could he possibly imagine I'm keen on a glass of Chardonnay?

He obviously didn't, as I only have a small gullet, and I could never manage a pint of the 'Black Stuff!'

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